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DVD CORNER'S "NEW" DVD SPECIAL EDITIONS |
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Written by Administrator
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Tuesday, 11 March 2008 |
It seems like every week we DVD collectors are bombarded with so-called special editions of damn-near every movie on the planet. But was anyone REALLY pining for a two-disc "Holy Schnike" Edition of "Tommy Boy"? I'll take your silence as a definitive no. Well, you may want to brace yourselves, for as long as we keep shelling out the cash, we're bound to get stuff like:
CHICKEN LITTLE - Second Anniversary Edition
THE WIZARD OF OZ - "Unrated Director's Cut," featuring a harmless musical number deleted from the original version, but since it was not submitted to the MPAA, the whole film is re-released as a perv-enticing 'unrated version.'
WHITE CHICKS - The Criterion Collection
SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL - "I Guess Keanu Reeves Isn't As Dumb As We Thought" Edition
DORA THE EXPLORER - "Too Hot For TV" Edition
TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING - Special Collector's Edition Even Though There Has Been No Previous Edition That Would Justify Calling This Edition Special Or Collectable
TERMINATOR 2 - "The Latest Company To Acquire The Distribution Rights To This Film" Edition
CHICKEN LITTLE - Third Anniversary Edition
MEET THE PARENTS - Special "Same Crappy Movie With New Box Art" Edition
THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY - Special Dubbed Edition, Featuring Voice Actors From 'Spongebob Squarepants'
THE BRADY BUNCH - "The Oliver Years"
STAR WARS TRILOGY - The Original Trilogy, Only This Time Performed With Puppets & Legos By Sci-Fi Geeks Over 30 But Still Living With Their Parents
THE VANILLA ICE MOVIE COLLECTION - 1 Disc Boxed Set
THE SYLVESTER STALLONE SHITTY MOVIE COLLECTION - 20 Disc Boxed Set
THE UWE BOLE 'CLASSIC FILMS' COLLECTION - 0 Disc Boxed Set
AMERICAN IDOL - The Complete 0 Disc Boxed Set Of Past Winners Who DIDN’T Become Unworthy Superstars Performing Cheesy Songs That Were Out Of Date 20 Years Ago
CHICKEN LITTLE - Fourth Anniversary Edition
EVIL DEAD 2 - 17 Disc Special Edition Featuring Interviews By Everyone Director Sam Raimi Has Ever Known
FOX NEWS CHANNEL'S TOTALLY NON-BIASED REPORT COLLECTION - 0 Disc Boxed Set
PINK FLOYD THE WALL - Special "Included Is A Hit Of Acid...The Only Way You'll Get Anything Out Of This Movie" Edition
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY - Special "Hey, I Grew Up On 'Star Wars' So Let's Dispense With All With Crazy Monkey Crap And Get On With The Outer Space Stuff" Edition. SCARFACE - Special 7 Minute "Obscenity-Free" Edition
VIDEO AQUARIUM - Expanded Special Edition, Featuring 20 Extra Minutes Of Assorted Fish Swimming Before The Camera
CHICKEN LITTLE - Fifth Anniversary Edition
24 - Special "Deleted Segments In Which Jack Bauer Stops To Perform Such Menial Tasks As Eating, Bathing And Going To The Bathroom" Edition.
THE LARRY KING COLLECTION - An impossible-to-afford, 10, 000 disc boxed set of every movie ever endorsed by perennial celebrity suck-up, Larry King. Also includes 500 bonus discs of every movie in which he's agreed to appear as himself.
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Featured Review
 A refreshing high school comedy, Sugar and Spice is much more than just a cheerleader film; it's not another "Bring It On"! The humor in "Sugar" is much more rough around the edges, and has some real life themes involving the cheerleading squad but never loses its humor. The cast includes Marla Sokoloff ("The Practice") , James Marsden (X-Men), Marley Shelton (Pleasantville) and Mena Suvari (American Beauty), who once again dons a cheerleading outfit.
Movie Quotes
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communicate. Strother Martin Cool Hand Luke
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May 6 , 2008 releases
The 4400: The Fourth Season Abominable Acapulco Heat: The Complete Series Ace of Hearts Bella Bewitched: Complete Sixth Season Bridges of Madison County The Business of Being Born The Car Collection of 2007 Academy Award: Nominated Short Films Crossing Jordan:Season 1 Dans Paris Delirious First Sunday Gamers A Haunting: Season 3 Hollywood Dreams Hottie & the Nottie How to Cook Your Life I'm Not There Legend of Bravestarr - The Movie Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Over Her Dead Body P.S., I Love You Passion of Greg the Bunny: B.O. Film Parodies 2 Saawariya Senior Skip Day Serial Mom Speed Racer the Next Generation: The Beginning Teeth Twister
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