"Cinematic Titanic- Legacy Of Blood" is a laugh riot.

“Legacy Of Blood” plot: A father of a dysfunctional family passes away and leaves a hefty sum of money to each family member. The catch? Each family member must spend a week at their late father’s estate in order to receive the money. Naturally, the week turns to hell when people start turning up dead. Who is responsible for the murders?  Will anyone be able to stay alive?

Having endured many bad movies as a reviewer (and a viewer of riffing experiments), I can honestly say “Legacy Of Blood” is one of the very worst I have seen. The movie is filled with bad lighting, bad pacing, bad colors, useless scenes involving ham, a repugnant incestuous relationship, a freaky servant, a boring story, and obnoxious, hate-filled characters like the crazy Johnny. While Johnny is a completely terrible character who overacts and screams in virtually every scene, he does end up being one of the highlights as the Cinematic Titanic gang mercilessly mock him in every frame that he appears in. In fact, most of the best lines come at the expense of his character such as “Can anybody tell the director the camera doesn’t love this guy?” or “This is the last thing a chili dog sees”.

Speaking of the riffing, Joel, Mary, Trace, Josh, and Frank are in top form here as they bust out gut-busting references to everything from Arby’s to “The Godfather” and provide the usual witty character lines and thoughts.

Summary: To me, movie riffing never gets old. It is undeniably one of the few consistently funny things in any form of entertainment. Buy “Legacy Of Blood” as soon as humanely possible. It is available for purchase at http://www.cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/legacy_of_blood.html