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Cottage, The
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Written by Dave Anderson
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Tuesday, 06 May 2008 |
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Grade Content Grade:
C
Sound Grade:
B
Extras Grade:
B-
Picture Grade:
C+
Specs Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
2008
English, French, Spanish, Portuguese Subtitles
Not Rated - contains language and strong violence Studio/Label Website:
http://SonyPictures.com
Aspect Ratio:
2.35:1
Sound Options and Formats: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese 5.1 Dolby Digital Disc Length: 91 minutes
Review
This British horror film, touted as a dark comedy, is unfortunately not very funny. It ain’t all that scary, either. There are a few amusing moments here and there (particularly at the beginning), and some impressive death scenes, but there’s little more to separate this from the countless other mutant-backwoods-psycho movies out there. Andy Serkis and Reese Shearsmith are two bumbling, bickering brothers who botch up the kidnaping of a wealthy strip-club owner’s daughter. They hide out at a remote cabin in the woods with the girl’s step-brother (who’s in on the job), while the club owners thugs hunt them down. That’s pretty-much the plot of the thing, and there aren’t too many surprises to be found. The performances are decent (though Serkis is a bit miscast), and the first thirty minutes, featuring the interaction between the leads as things go from bad to worse, are arguably the funniest. Ironically, once the tone switches from botched caper to full-blooded horror, the movie promptly falls apart. Characters are introduced strictly as monster fodder, dying one-by-one until the movie ends with an abrupt and stupid climax. While it doesn’t really work as a horror movie, some of the death scenes are impressive, especially when one character meets her end by via shovel decapitation.
Picture and Sound
The movie is presented in 2.35:1 widescreen, and the overall picture is decent. The sound quality is pretty good, too, though nothing exceptional.
Extras
Some deleted scenes are included, as well as a pretty amusing outtake reel. The most perplexing bonus is one which allows you to make an additional digital copy for either your PC or PSP. According to the box, this feature must be used by August 11 of this year. Why anyone would actually want an extra copy of this to cart around, since most PCs let you play the DVD itself, is beyond me.
Summary
“The Cottage” promises both laughs and scares, but delivers little of either, not the way previous British horror-comedies have (such as “Shaun of the Dead” and the underrated “Dog Soldiers”). It might be worth renting on a slow night, but the movie is definitely a case of been-there-seen-that.
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