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Written by Nick Lyons
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Monday, 05 May 2008 |
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Grade Content Grade:
D
Sound Grade:
D+
Extras Grade:
B-
Picture Grade:
C-
Specs Aspect Ratio:
Widescreen
Sound Options and Formats: Dolby Digital Stereo Disc Length: 85 Minutes
Review
"The Forest" is a goofy slasher.
The story begins with two couples escaping city life by going on a camping trip. Instead of camping together, the women and men decide to go off on their own. It isn't before long that they encounter a crazed redneck killer and his ghostly family. Can they come out of the forest alive? After the torturous "Don't Go In The Woods," I was hoping to sit down and watch a fun camp slasher. At first, I thought I would actually enjoy "The Forest" as the lush cinematography and playful interaction between the characters caught my interest. However, once the characters arrive in the forest, the movie takes a bizarre turn when a ghost mother and her two ghost children pop up out of nowhere. As you can imagine, this so-called twist was completely out of place and downright silly. Even worse, the "killer" is nothing more than a jealous redneck who spouts such dialogue as "Crazy? Of course I am!" Extras include a photo gallery, Code Red trailers, and cast and crew interviews that reveal fun facts about the credits and how the project came about.
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