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Written by Nick Lyons   
Thursday, 27 March 2008


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Grade

Content Grade: F
Sound Grade: B-
Extras Grade: C
Picture Grade: C

Specs

Studio/Label: BCI
Aspect Ratio: Fullscreen
Sound Options and Formats: Dolby Digital Mono 2.0
Disc Length: 90 Minutes

Review

"The Dracula Saga" sucks.

The story: Hans and his wife Berta (the pregnant granddaughter of Count Dracula) are going on a trip to the Count’s castle. Upon arriving at the castle, Berta begins to have uneasy feelings about the place, but her husband assures her nothing is wrong. As it turns out, Berta’s fears were justified as she begins to discover the disturbing secrets behind the Dracula family. Will she and Hans survive? What will happen to the baby? All is revealed in the end.

I didn’t think it possible, but “The Dracula Saga” rivals “Van Helsing” as one of the absolute worst vampire films. Aside from some attractive nude vampire ladies, there is nothing remotely likeable here. The main problem is that the story moves at a snail’s pace. It takes nearly 30 minutes for Berta to arrive at the castle and another 10 minutes before she finally meets the residents. After that, not much happens aside from a birth, a few deaths, and a couple scenes with a Cyclops child (don’t get me started on that). Throw in some wooden acting and a scene with a laughable vampire bat face makeup and you’ll be hard pressed to refrain from hitting the eject button. Avoid at all costs folks.


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